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August 06

臭森妞

老婆来家里陪我 所以我特别高兴 然后很奇怪我妈妈没有讨厌她还特别喜欢她 这意思就是非她不娶了
哈哈 这几天肚子还是有点疼 都怪臭森森天天气我 所以我前几天好好的惩罚了她这死妞 所以她就乖乖承认错误了~~~ 恩 很好
恩 也不知道糖罐是不是给饿死了 所以一会送老婆回家去喂个儿子
日子还挺顺心
总之我们都很高兴 我得好好疼我的小森妞 恩 这就是近期计划
 
February 04

借钱记

  我们亲爱得大暄同学,非常不幸的把两台电脑丢失掉,为了不让她妈知道向我们云岗的所有同学抛出了请求~~
据她描述当时她哭得撕心裂肺的啊~~为了表达我们对她的鼎立协助我们动员了身边所有的人到处凑。终于在2月4
日上午11点20分左右东拼西凑齐了5000元人民币~~
  大暄啊~~这些钱可不是白借哦~~通过我们的讨论一致决定放你高利贷!!!哇咔咔~~~多的我们也不要了后面
加上X个0还回来就行了~~x是多少你自己看着办就行了。成了!该给你打钱去了~~
 
November 25

好久没写东西了!今天心情非常不爽想发泄发泄~~~报告报告!!!!到底这破玩意怎么写啊,谁能救救我啊~不知道为什么觉得现在的空间平静了不少,原来一打开空间就像战场一样大家骂来骂去,可能现在的关系大家都不愿意把心理话写出来了!前几天我过了20岁生日,不知道怎么了想起一个人,一个为了爱不顾一切的人,一个我曾经很爱很爱的人,一个再我面前哭过无数次的人~一个陪我做了无数傻事的人,一个为我离家出走的人,一个陪我翻墙看孙燕姿演唱会的人,一个曾经爱我大与一切的人,一个每天七点来到我家门前的人,一个陪我住地下室也开心的人~~~一个我背叛她的人~~~她在我心里是一个永远能想念的人
July 29

缺心眼

我他妈的就操~~~爷心理烦.谁他妈活着谁烦,谁他妈活着谁傻逼,都他妈跟老子走,跟老子死去!!没劲没意思,还是娘的看会毛片吧~~~吃多了撑不吃还饿,直头发得烫卷了,卷头发得拉直了,醒个破鼻涕还得一个一个孔醒,操活着怎么那么累啊~~~想写点东西还不知写什么,想到写什么了又发现把自己想困了~~~操快让老子得爱滋性病吧赶快死了算了
July 26

我回答

問卷一
Q:這份問卷是誰给你传的?
 1喧
Q:跟這個人是在什麼情況下認識的?
 2地下室
Q:認識多久了?
 3两年
Q:這個人有別於一般人的特點嗎?
 4神道
Q:在你心目中這個人是怎樣的人?
 5女鬼
Q:現在有想認識誰嗎?請點名.
 6法国妞
Q:請傳給六個倒楣鬼
7宵迪 表姐 虚 芋头 哲 浩
 
问卷二
1.回す6人を書いておく
 1不懂
2.お名前は(姓名)
 2碰
3.おいくつですか(年龄)
 3 19 
4.ご職業は
 4摄影师
5.ご趣味は
 5跟组织去南戴河
6.好きな異性のタイプは(喜欢的异性)
6我一牛比烘烘的les给老子扯这犊子子
 7.特技は何 (特长)
 7画裸体
8.資格何か持っていますか(估计是问有什么证书之类的吧)
 8鲜猪肉合格证
9.觉得郁闷的事
 9鼻梁太低吸不到新鲜空气
10.喜欢的食物和讨厌的食物
 10撑子 烤地瓜
11.给最爱的人的话
 11希望你能比我幸福
1. 選一種顏色來比喻傳問卷給你的人
 1淫黄色
2. 用一種動物來比喻傳問卷給你的人
 1王八蛋
3. 用喜歡的角色來比喻傳問卷給你的人角色?
 1丫鬟
4. 用食物來比喻傳問卷給你的人
 4盐水鸭
5. 用顏色來比喻將接棒的六人
 5老大 宵迪 表姐 虚 哲 芋头都是彩色的
May 25

快帮我翻译

y HUMPS What you gon’ do with all that junk? All that junk inside your trunk? I’ma get, get, get, get, you drunk, Get you love drunk off my hump. My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely little lumps. (Check it out) I drive these brothers crazy, I do it on the daily, They treat me really nicely, They buy me all these ice-ys. Dolce & Gabbana, Fendi and then Donna Karan, they be sharin’ All their money got me wearin’ Fly gearrr but I ain’t askin, They say they love my ass ‘n, Se7en Jeans, True Religion, I say no, but they keep givin’ So I keep on takin’ And no I ain’t taken We can keep on datin’ I keep on demonstrating. My love, my love, my love, my love You love my lady lumps, My hump, my hump, my hump, My humps they got u, She’s got me spending. (Oh) Spendin’ all your money on me and spending time on me. She’s got me spendin’. (Oh) Spendin’ all your money on me, on me, on me What you gon’ do with all that junk? All that junk inside that trunk? I’ma get, get, get, get, you drunk, Get you love drunk off my hump. What u gon’ do with all that ass? All that ass inside them jeans? I’m a make, make, make, make you scream Make u scream, make you scream. Cos of my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump. My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely lady lumps. (Check it out) I met a girl down at the disco. She said hey, hey, hey yea let’s go. I could be your baby, you can be my honey Lets spend time not money. I mix your milk wit my cocoa puff, Milky, milky cocoa, Mix your milk with my cocoa puff, milky, milky riiiiiiight. They say I’m really sexy, The boys they wanna sex me. They always standing next to me, Always dancing next to me, Tryin’ a feel my hump, hump. Lookin’ at my lump, lump. U can look but you can’t touch it, If u touch it I’ma start some drama, You don’t want no drama, No, no drama, no, no, no, no drama So don’t pull on my hand boy, You ain’t my man, boy, I’m just tryn’a dance boy, And move my hump. My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump. My lovely lady lumps x3 In the back and in the front. My lovin’ got u, She’s got me spendin’. (Oh) Spendin’ all your money on me and spending time on me. She’s got me spendin’. (Oh) Spendin’ all your money on me, on me, on me. What you gon’ do with all that junk? All that junk inside that trunk? I’ma get, get, get, get you drunk, Get you love drunk off my hump. What you gon’ do with all that ass? All that ass inside them jeans? I’ma make, make, make, make you scream Make you scream, make you scream. What you gon do with all that junk? All that junk inside that trunk? I’ma get, get, get, get you drunk, Get you love drunk off this hump. What you gon’ do wit all that breast? All that breast inside that shirt? I’ma make, make, make, make you work Make you work, work, make you work. She’s got me spendin’. Spendin all your money on me and spendin’ time on me She’s got me spendin’. Spendin’ all your money on me, on me, on me.
 

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